— lonelyMisstress began pestering vulgarLady —
LM: Hey
VL: Hey! ::::)
LM: I Was Wondering If
LM: You Would Like To Do Anything Thursday
LM: It Is My Wriggling Day And
VL: Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah. Hold the f8ck on.
VL: TOMORROW’S YOUR WRIGGLING D8Y????????
LM: Well Yes
LM: Alright Let Me Be Honest With You
LM: I Want To Be With You
LM: I Want To Hold You While You Sleep
LM: I Want To Be There When You Are Feeling Down
VL: Oh, wow. This is all pretty sudden.
LM: I Am Sorry
VL: Does this me8n you’ll quit meddling with me 8nd T8vros????????
LM: Well Um
LM: If It Makes You Happy
VL: Gr8! Then sure, I’ll do wh8tever you’re s8ying.
LM: Oh Gosh
LM: This Is Such A Relief
LM: <3
— vulgarLady ceased pestering lonelyMistress —
LM: Oh
— firstBoy [FB] began pestering otherBoy [OB] at 15:34 —
FB: hey
OB: WHAT.
FB: listen i just wanted to talk to you!
OB: ABOUT WHAT.
FB: i wanted to tell you that i want to be yours!
OB: WHAT.
FB: i want to hold you when you are sad
FB: and open doors for you!
OB: WHAT THE FUCK.
FB: and i want to kiss you in front of my friends
FB: and text you at night to tell you i love you
FB: and to hold your hand every time we walk!
OB: …WHAT.
FB: i will give you my jacket when you are cold
FB: and i will always tell you how i feel about you and make you feel loved!
OB: I…
FB: i want you to always be by my side
FB: and when you are crying i will comfort you and wipe away your tears
FB: because i love you!
OB: …REALLY?
OB: DO YOU ACTUALLY MEAN ALL THAT?
FB: haha, no, just kidding! i am not a homosexual.
— otherBoy [OB] has blocked firstBoy [FB] at 15:37 —
Filed under dave did this quality post as always man im so ironic
so apparently jade thought itd be cool to have some of those weird alien things in here too
i mean i dont really know them that well but theres this one chick that swoons over me all the time
as far as im concerned this sums up pretty much 90% of their other worldly love bullshit
enjoy
Filed under dave did this
so apparently im supposed to give some of my valuable time to this blog but im a busy guy
but i made some time out because jade asked me to and i made something
because im not into all of this weird swooning that all those trolls do over eachother
so heres something about two of my very own friends based on actual shit
Filed under dave did this
Boy: I love you
Girl: I love you too!
Boy: I will fuck you in the eye
Girl: oh noooooooo
Filed under dave did this deal with it jade
Boy: Hey
Girl: Hey :)
Boy: What’s up?
Girl: Not much just being a circular, flashing, blank slate that will determine some attributes of some video game monsters whose outcome effects some children’s lives forever.
Boy: Cool, cool.
Girl: You?
Boy: Being some omnipotent, canine guardian for a little girl.
Girl: Hehe your so cute. :)
Boy: Do you want to hang out sometime? ;)
Girl: lol well maybe :p
Boy: Well…what if I wrestle with you and let you win, what if I hold your hand if it’s cold, what if I let you use my pillow, what if I mean it when I say I love you, what if I kiss you in the rain, the snow, and the sunshine, what if I call you unexpectedly just to say I love you? <3
Girl: What? that is creepy. And gross.
Boy: Fine we’ll do this the hard way, the timer is ticking and we have to do this so I’m just going to…
Girl: OW OW OW OW OW IT HURTS
Boy: CALM DOWN BE QUIET IT’LL BE ALL OVER SOON MY DEAR
Girl: STOP OH GOG NOOOO
Filed under dave did this at least 3 levels of irony here
wow, thanks for following!
you look really cool and smart and stuff and everyone should follow you!
Filed under i'm sorry i had to jade :)
Boy [B] began trolling Girl [G]
B: mOtHeRfUcK mY bRoThEr, Im So SoRrY i KiNd Of ZoNeD oUt ThErE.
G: hI, tHAT’S OK.
G: i WASN’T EXPECTING YOU TO NOT BE ZONED OUT FOR ANY REASON.
G: sO i GUESS, i DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY.
B: AlRiGhT, fUcK yEaH, iT’s AlL gOoD aNyWaY.
B: i JuSt ZoNeD oUt WhEn I wAs SuPpOsEd To Be AlL aBoUt BeInG tO tElL yOu YoU’rE aLl On My TeAm.
G: uH, yEAH, tHE RED TEAM YOU MEAN,
B: ShIt MoThErFuCkIn YeAh My WiCkEd MoThErFuCkEr!
B: :o) hOnK hOnK hOnK
G: oK, tHAT’S GREAT, i JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS,
G: fROM SOMEONE i DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT,
G: bUT IT STILL BASICALLY QUALIFIES AS GOOD NEWS,
B: :o) HoNkHoNkHoNkHoNkHoNk
G: }:o), hEH,
B: hAhAh FuUuUuCk, YoU sToLe My FuCkIn NoSe BrO!
B: WhAt GoT yOu EvEn Up ThE gUmPtIoN tO aLl FuCkIn Do ThE sHiT lIkE tHaT?
G: eRR, i DON’T KNOW, iT’S JUST,
G: kIND OF THE OBVIOUS THING TO DO,
G: sTICK THE CIRCLE IN FRONT OF THE DOTS, aND, bEHIND THE BENDY ONE,
G: pLUS, oH YEAH, mY HORNS,
B: hAhAhAhA.
Filed under jade :)
BOY: I WANT TO TELL THEM, I MEAN I WILL TELL THEM.
BOY: LATER
BOY: ONCE THEY RESPECT ME AS A LEADER.
GIRL: OK
GIRL: 1 W1LL K33P TH4T S3CR3T 1F YOU K33P TH1S ON3 1 T3LL YOU
GIRL: WH1CH 1S TH4T
GIRL: B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3 K4RK4T
GIRL: 1 TH1NK TH3Y 4LR34DY DO
GIRL: BY3!
GIRL: <3
BOY: BYE
gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]
BOY: <3
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]
BOY: WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT IN PERSON.
GIRL: HOW “1N P3RSON” DO YOU M34N?
GIRL: UH OH LOOK 4T MY 3Y3BROWS G3TT1NG C4RR13D 4W4Y H3R3
GIRL: >;]
GIRL: > ;]
GIRL: >;]
GIRL: > ;]
GIRL: >;]
GIRL: > ;]
GIRL: K4RK4T H3LP, TH3Y 4R3 OUT OF CONTROL!!!
BOY: THOSE ARE EYEBROWS?
BOY: I THOUGHT THEY WERE HORNS.
GIRL: TH3Y 4R3 HORNS TOO
GIRL: TH3Y 4R3 4R3 WH4T3V3R 1 W4NT TH3M TO B3
BOY: ?:B
GIRL: DONT CH4NG3 TH3 SUBJ3CT BY B31NG CUT3!
