November 2010
16 posts
cuuuute :DDD
— lonelyMisstress began pestering vulgarLady — LM: Hey VL: Hey! ::::) LM: I Was Wondering If LM: You Would Like To Do Anything Thursday LM: It Is My Wriggling Day And VL: Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah. Hold the f8ck on. VL: TOMORROW’S YOUR WRIGGLING D8Y???????? LM: Well Yes LM: Alright Let Me Be Honest With You LM: I Want To Be With You LM: I Want To Hold You While...
Nov 29th
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conversation or some shit
— firstBoy [FB] began pestering otherBoy [OB] at 15:34 — FB: hey OB: WHAT. FB: listen i just wanted to talk to you! OB: ABOUT WHAT. FB: i wanted to tell you that i want to be yours! OB: WHAT. FB: i want to hold you when you are sad FB: and open doors for you! OB: WHAT THE FUCK. FB: and i want to kiss you in front of my friends FB: and text you at night to tell you i love you FB: and...
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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jade told me to make a real post
Boy: I love you Girl: I love you too! Boy: I will fuck you in the eye Girl: oh noooooooo
Nov 28th
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boy/girl bullcrap
Boy: Hey Girl: Hey :) Boy: What’s up? Girl: Not much just being a circular, flashing, blank slate that will determine some attributes of some video game monsters whose outcome effects some children’s lives forever. Boy: Cool, cool. Girl: You? Boy: Being some omnipotent, canine guardian for a little girl. Girl: Hehe your so cute. :) Boy: Do you want to hang out sometime? ;) Girl: lol...
Nov 28th
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cuttlefishculler started following you
wow, thanks for following! you look really cool and smart and stuff and everyone should follow you!
Nov 28th
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sooo cuuuute
Boy [B] began trolling Girl [G] B: mOtHeRfUcK mY bRoThEr, Im So SoRrY i KiNd Of ZoNeD oUt ThErE. G: hI, tHAT’S OK. G: i WASN’T EXPECTING YOU TO NOT BE ZONED OUT FOR ANY REASON. G: sO i GUESS, i DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY. B: AlRiGhT, fUcK yEaH, iT’s AlL gOoD aNyWaY. B: i JuSt ZoNeD oUt WhEn I wAs SuPpOsEd To Be AlL aBoUt BeInG tO tElL yOu YoU’rE aLl On My TeAm. G:...
Nov 28th
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BOY: I WANT TO TELL THEM, I MEAN I WILL TELL THEM. BOY: LATER BOY: ONCE THEY RESPECT ME AS A LEADER. GIRL: OK GIRL: 1 W1LL K33P TH4T S3CR3T 1F YOU K33P TH1S ON3 1 T3LL YOU GIRL: WH1CH 1S TH4T GIRL: B3TW33N YOU 4ND M3 K4RK4T GIRL: 1 TH1NK TH3Y 4LR34DY DO GIRL: BY3! GIRL: <3 BOY: BYE gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling...
Nov 28th
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BOY: WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT IN PERSON. GIRL: HOW “1N P3RSON” DO YOU M34N? GIRL: UH OH LOOK 4T MY 3Y3BROWS G3TT1NG C4RR13D 4W4Y H3R3 GIRL: >;] GIRL: > ;] GIRL: >;] GIRL: > ;] GIRL: >;] GIRL: > ;] GIRL: K4RK4T H3LP, TH3Y 4R3 OUT OF CONTROL!!! BOY: THOSE ARE EYEBROWS? BOY: I THOUGHT THEY WERE HORNS. GIRL: TH3Y 4R3 HORNS TOO GIRL: TH3Y 4R3 4R3 WH4T3V3R 1 W4NT TH3M TO...
Nov 28th
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GIRL: TH4T 1S B3TT3R GIRL: 1TS MUCH 34S13R TO R34D YOUR COLOR TH1S W4Y GIRL: YOUR DR4B D1RTY P4V3M3NT GR4Y GIRL: ON TOP OF BR1GHT C4NDY R3D, L1K3 4 SH1NY LOLL1POP GIRL: DO3S TH4T SOUND F4M1L14R K4RK4T?? BOY: YES, I’M EXTREMELY FAMILIAR WITH THIS SORT OF NONSENSE BY NOW, SURE. GIRL: NO 1 M34N GIRL: GR4Y ON R3D GIRL: L1K3 TH3 W4Y YOUR SK1N GIRL: CONC34LS YOUR BLOOD BOY: WHAT GIRL: C4NDY...
Nov 28th
trolls-royce asked: Can we submit trollian logs too?

Us trolls love this shit, despite what Karkles is talking about.
Nov 28th
4 tags
cute love :D
— [19:05] mischeviousScamp has begun pestering flightyMissus — MS : hey babe :) FM : heyyyy baby (: MS : hows my forever girl FM : hehehehehehe dont call me that, your silly. MS : i cant help it MS : im in love wit u FM : aww bb FM : marry me? :) MS : depends MS : can i rearrange the alphabet so u and i are together forever?...
Nov 28th
BOY: YOU’RE LIKE A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS SO LETS NOT PLAY MAKEBELIEVE GAMES HERE. BOY: LEADER. BOY: ME. GIRL: UUUUUUUUHNG GIRL: K4RK4T 1 DONT C444R3 GIRL: YOU C4N B3 TH3 STUP1D L34D3R 1 JUST W4NT TO PL4Y TH1S G4M3 BOY: OK, GREAT. BOY: IF IT’S ANY CONSOLATION I HAVE SELECTED YOU TO BE MY SECOND IN...
Nov 28th
carcinogeneticist-deactivated20 asked: WHY DO YOU EXIST.
Nov 28th
two new followers already??? :o
you guys are too nice! :))) dave is being a cool guy about it but i’m sure hes excited too!
Nov 28th